One of my co-workers put this on the P.T board at work. If you work in a Health Care System, I'm pretty sure you've read this before, this is pretty funny:
When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on selling their hospital to a new owner, the Allergist voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and pissed off the Nephrologist.
The Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologist yelled "OVER MY DEAD BODY", while the Pediatricians said, " Oh Grow up". The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. It really bugged the Infectious Disease Doctors. Things were changing so fast, the Pulmonologists couldn't catch their breath. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said " This puts a whole new face on the matter".
The Oncologist said this might be the beginning of a metastatic process.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say NO.
IN TH END, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**ho*** in administration.
When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on selling their hospital to a new owner, the Allergist voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and pissed off the Nephrologist.
The Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologist yelled "OVER MY DEAD BODY", while the Pediatricians said, " Oh Grow up". The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. It really bugged the Infectious Disease Doctors. Things were changing so fast, the Pulmonologists couldn't catch their breath. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said " This puts a whole new face on the matter".
The Oncologist said this might be the beginning of a metastatic process.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say NO.
IN TH END, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**ho*** in administration.
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